Funny story of Abu Nawas collection.

Funny story of Abu Nawas collection.
Abu Nawas is very popular in many countries, and the cool name of Abu Nawas is considered as the father funny story because a lot of these names however presents a variety of stories and legends yet full of humor that tickles the meaning of life.
Funny story of Abu Nawas able to solve a variety of problems with a relaxed and humorous style so as to invite smiles and even laughter of his audience. Many think that the Abu Nawas is fictitious or fabricated figure, when in fact he is really present and there. He originally was a Persian who was born in the year 750 AD Ashwaz A highly intelligent, sociable and gregarious poetry which was also good at poetry, singing and rhymes. He is a figure known as the pious Sufi as well as a funny clown who died in 819 AD in Baghdad.
Even humor carried until his death, in front of the tomb there is a locked gate with a huge padlock. But on either side of the gate fence hole so that people can freely go for pilgrimage.
For those of you who are reading this article, it does not hurt to read a funny story of Abu Nawas story below.
Funny story of Abu Nawas 1

    His father Abu Nawas is penghoeloe Kingdom of Baghdad named Maulana. One day the elderly father was seriously ill and eventually died. Abu Nawas was summoned to the palace. He ruled Sultan (King) to bury his father's body as customary Sheikh Maulana.

    What it does is almost no different from either of the procedures Maulana Kadi bathing the corpse until mengkafani, menyalati and mendo'akannya, the Sultan Abu Nawas intends to appoint a qadi or the prince replaced the father.

    But ... after hearing the plans of nowhere Sultan.Tiba Abu smart it seems to be crazy. After his father's funeral, he took a piece of banana stems and diperlakukannya like a horse, he rode a horse from the banana stem as he ran from his home to the grave of his father. People who look to be astonished made.

    On another day he took little children in amounts enough to go to the tomb of his father. And over the grave of his father, he took the children play tambourines and rejoice. Now everyone is getting surprised by his behavior, they assume he has become insane due widowed by his father.

    One day there was some envoys of the Sultan Harun Al Rashid came to see Abu Nawas.

    "O Abu Nawas you're Sultan summoned to court to face." wazirutusan said Sultan.
    "Why call me sultan, I do not need him there." its like without the burden lightly.
    "Hi! You should not talk like that to your king."
    "O Wazir, you do a lot of conversation. Quickly grab this is my horse and bathe in the river so clean and fresh." Abu Nawas said, handing her a banana tree which is used as a piggyback. The vizier only shake his head to see the behavior of Abu Nawas.

    "You do not want what the Sultan?" vizier said.
    "Tell your king, I already know that I do not want to." she replied.
    "What do you mean?" vizier asked with curiosity.

    "I go there, just say so to the king." Abu Nawas snapped while menyaruk dust and thrown to the Wazir and his friends. Wazir get out from the home page of Abu Nawas. They reported that such a state of Abu Nawas is blown it to the Sultan Harun Al Rashid.

    Sultan said angrily, "You are all stupid, just exposes Abu Nawas was just incompetent! Let's go there to his house and bring him here voluntarily or forced."

    The vizier immediately invited some palace guards. And forcibly Abu Nawas at present before the king. But again, in front of the king he pretended Pilon even reckless stunt should not be in the presence of a king.

    "Abu Nawas be polite!" King scolds.
    "O king, do you know ....?"
    "What ...?"
    "Your Majesty ... the origin of the shrimp paste!"
    "Damn you insult me!"
    "Not Your Majesty Who says shrimp paste comes from?"

    Sire feel harassed, he furious and immediately ordered his bodyguards kepadapara. "Get him! Beat him as much as twenty-five times."

    Abu Nawas emaciated helpless limp finally beaten burly soldiers. Beaten after he was told to exit the palace. When he reached the gate of the city, he was stopped by a guard.

    "O Abu Nawas! Tempo day when you're about to go into the city we have entered into an agreement. Cook you forget the promise that? If you were given a gift by His Majesty then you say: I am for two; thee one part, I'm a part of. Nah, now where's my share? "

    "Hi gatekeepers, if you really want the prize was given to the king?"
    "Yes, of course it's already an agreement we?"
    "Well, I gave it all, not just one piece!"
    "It's you kindly Abu Nawas. Indeed supposed so, you're already often received gifts from the king."

    Without much more capably Abu Nawas take a rather large piece of wood and the people He beat as many as twenty-five time.Of just the man screaming in pain and considers Abu Nawas has become insane.

    After the city gate keeper klenger Abu Nawas left her, she continued to move back to his home. Meanwhile the fate complain gatekeepers to SultanHarun Al Rashid.

    "Yes, my lord Shah Alam, mercy mercy thousands. Servant came here complaining Abu Nawas who has hit as many as twenty slaves limakali without an error. Servant of the lord king mohom justice."

    Majesty immediately ordered the guard to call Abu Nawas. SetelahA bu Nawas is before he asked the king. "Hey Abu Nawas! True that you have to beat the city gatekeepers twenty-five times the punch?"

    Abu Nawas said, "Boy My lord, I do it because it is fitting that he take a hit."
    "What do you mean? Try you explain causality did you beat him?" asked the king.

    "My lord," said Abu Nawas. "Servant and the guards had entered into an agreement that if slaves were given a gift by His Majesty the prize will be divided in two. A part of her one piece for me. Nah servant this morning received a prize of twenty-five times the punch, then I give two gifts anyway twenty-five blows to her. "

    "Gatekeepers Hi, is it true you have entered into such an agreement with the Abu Nawas?" asked the king.

    "Yes my lord," replied the gatekeepers. "But if the servant thinks no king gave gifts punch."

    "Hahahahaha basis bully, now hit the stone you!" King said. "Abu Nawas not guilty, even now I know that guards the gates of Baghdad are people who like Malak, like blackmail people? If you do not change your bad behavior that really I will dismiss and punish you!"

    "Please my lord," said the guard gate with shaking.

    Abu Nawas said, "My lord, I was tired, it would break, suddenly required to be present at this place, but there is no innocent servant. Servant beg compensation. Because the allotted time has been lost due to break slave lord calls. Fact tomorrow servants must seek living for the family servant. "

    Sire melengak moment, surprised at the protest, but suddenly he burst out laughing, "Hahahaha ... do not worry Nawas."

    His Majesty then ordered the royal treasurer gave him a bag of silver coins. Abu Nawas went home with a happy heart. But when she reached her home she was acting strange and even more quirky like crazy real. One day Raja Harun Al Rashid held a meeting with his ministers.

    "What do you think about Abu Nawas to be I picked up as a qadi?"

    Vizier said, "Seeing that more severe brain keadaannnya the lord should appoint someone else to be qadi."

    Other ministers also expressed the same opinion. "My lord, he has become mad because he did not deserve to be qadi."

    "All right, we have to wait until twenty-one days, because his father had just died. If not heal well we may as well look for another kadi alone."

    After over a month of Abu Nawas still considered crazy, then Sultan Harun AlRasyid lift others into kadi or the prince of the kingdom of Baghdad. It is said that in a large meeting someone named Polan who has long ambition to become Kadi.

    He affects the people around the king to agree to if he was appointed Kadi, so when he proposed to the king himself became Kadi Majesty then easily agree. Upon hearing Polan was appointed qadi Abu Nawas then give thanks.

    "Thank God I had a terrible regardless of custody. But, unfortunately Polan why should that be Kadi, why not something else."

    Why Abu Nawas acting like a crazy person? The story is like this:

    On a day when his father was ill and about to die he called Abu Nawas to overlook. Abu Nawas came got a father who was exhaustion.

    Said his father, "My son, I'm almost dead. Now kiss the right ear and my left ear."

    Abu Nawas immediately obey his father's final request. She kissed her father's right ear, turned out fragrant, while the left berbausangat rotten. "how distinct my son? Have you kissed?"

    "It's father!"

    "Ceritakankan to be honest, my ears smell it."

    "Well sir, it's amazing, right ear that Mr. smells fragrant. BUT ... that really left a very foul smell?"

    "My son Abu Nawas, why do you know what could happen this way?"

    "O my father, try to tell this to your son."

    Sheikh Maulana said "One day two men came to me complain about the problem. Thing I hear a complaint. But the other one because I do not like it then do not hear complaints. This risk became Kadi (penghoeloe). If one day you love then you will be Kadi hi same experience, but if you do not like being Kadi then make reasonable excuse for you not chosen as Kadi by Sultan Harun Al Rashid. could not help but Sultan Harun Al Rashid must still choose you as Kadi. "

    Well, that is why Abu Nawas pretending to be insane. Just to avoid in order not appointed qadi, a qadi or ruler at the time his position as a judge decide a case.
    Although Abu Nawas not be Kadi but he is often consulted by the king to decide a case. In fact he was often forced to come to court to answer questions just king weird and absurd.

Funny story of Abu Nawas 2

    One afternoon, when Abu Nawas was teaching his disciples. There are two visitors came to his home. An elderly woman who is kahwa seller, being the other one is a young Egyptian.

    The old woman said a few words and then forwarded to the youth of Egypt. After hearing their complaints, Abu Nawas told his students to close their books.

    "Now you go home. Invite your friends to come to me at night is holding a hoe, digger, ax and hammer and stone."

    Abu Nawas disciples were astonished, but they are so obedient to Abu Nawas. And they feel confident teacher is always a surprise and was in the right. At night they come home harimya Abu Nawas to carry the equipment required by the Abu Nawas.

    Abu Nawas said, "Hey you guys! Tonight Go to undermine Mr Kadi incipient."

    "Huh? Destructive home of Mr. Kadi?" mumbled all his astonishment. "What You Do not hesitate. Carry only your teacher's orders!" said Abu Nawas remove doubt his students.

    Whoever's stopping you, do not you care about, just continue to break the new home of Mr. Kadi. Anyone who asks, just tell me who told destructive. Whoever is going to throw you, then beat them and iemparilah with stones. "

    Thus finished speaking, the students move toward Abu Nawas Mr Kadi. Like those protesters screaming destroys home of Mr. Kadi. The villagers were surprised that their behavior. The more so when without further ado they directly undermine the Old Kadi.

    The villagers were trying to prevent their actions, but because of the number of the disciples of Abu Nawas is too much then the village people did not dare to prevent.

    Seen many people ruin his house, Mr. Kadi soon came out and asked, "Who told you to destroy my house?"
    The disciples replied, "Our teacher Mr. Abu Nawas who told us!"

    Exhausted their answer so instead of stopping instead continue to destroy the home of Mr. Kadi's house and collapsed to the ground. Mr Kadi could only angry because no one would dare to defend

    "Basic Abu Nawas provocateurs, people are crazy! Tomorrow morning I will report it to the king."

    True, Mr. Kadi complained the next day what happened last night so that His Majesty summoned Abu Nawas.

    After Abu Nawas facing king, he asked.

    "O Abu Nawas why did you destroy the house Kadi"

    Abu Nawas answered, "O my lord, why is the servant dreamed one night, that Mr. Kadi told his servant damage. Because the house was not suitable for him, he wanted a nicer house lagi.Ya, because the dream destroy the home of Mr. Kadi servant . "

    His Majesty said, "O Abu Nawas, can only be done because of the dream of a command? Law of the country where you're wearing it?"

    Abu Nawas calmly replied, "Servant of Mr Kadi also wearing the new law is my lord."

    Hearing the words of Abu Nawas Mr Kadi's face instantly became pale. He was quiet for a thousand languages. "Hi Kadi is it true you have a law like that?" asked the king. But Mr. Kadi no answer, his face looks pale, her body trembling with fear.

    "Abu Nawas! Do not make me dizzy! Explain why there are events like this!" Majesty commands. "Well ......" Abu Nawas remain calm.

    "Sire .... a few days ago a young man came to the land of Egypt this Baghdad to trade while carrying treasures aplenty. At night he dreams of marrying a child with Mr Kadi with dowry (dowry) so much.'s Just a dream Sire. But Mr Kadi's heard it straight to the Egyptian youth and asked her dowry. course the Egyptian youth do not want to pay dowry just as a dream. Well, here seen arrogance Mr Kadi, he apparently seized all the property belonging to the youth of Egypt so the young man became a beggar bum and eventually rescued by the seller kahwa old woman. "

    Sire was surprised to hear the narrative of Abu Nawas, but still do not believe one hundred percent, then he ordered Abu Nawas to summon the Egyptian youth. Egyptian youth was deliberately told Abu Nawas waiting in front of the palace, so it's easy for him to call Abu Nawas to the presence of the king.

    The king said, "Son of the affairs of Egypt tell you since you came to this country."

    It turns out it's the same story with the young Egyptian story of Abu Nawas. Even the young man also took the witness that old man he's the owner of a boarding place to stay.

    "Damn! Turns out I had been appointed a qadi who bejad moral." His Majesty was very angry. Kadi was fired and new ones all their possessions confiscated and given to the youth of Egypt.

    Once the case is complete, return it to the young Egyptian Abu Nawas went home. Egyptian youth that want to repay Abu Nawas.

    He said, "Thou shalt not give me. I will not accept goods nevertheless nothing at all."

    Egypt's youth really admire Abu Nawas. When he returned to the land of Egypt, he spoke of the greatness of Abu Nawas it to the people of Egypt so that the name of Abu Nawas became very famous.

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